I wish I could pull off looking ~edgy~ bc I see all these cool girls with like teal hair and metal bars through their lips and they look so punk, and gorgeously badass
and then, like, if I’m gonna get crazy, maybe I’ll put a braid in my hair or wear my pointed booties, but I really want to be like super cool and wear ripped leather jackets and smeared red lipstick and have a bunch of wicked tats… but I don’t because honestly I cannot pull that stuff off- like I’d just look ridiculous
HITACHI MAGIC WAND GIVEAWAY
So, I’ve been planning to give one of these away when I hit 5000 followers and that time has finally arrived. This is a brand new Hitachi Magic Wand “Massager.” Known by most as the best vibrator in the world. It’s new in box, never opened, never used and comes with a G-Tip attachment (not pictured). If you’ve never seen one of these in action, here’s a nice video to give you an idea of what it is and what it does. (NSFW obviously) and here’s a couple enjoying one too (guys, your lady will love you) - Just wanted to do something fun to thank everyone for viewing and following my blog. If this goes well I’ll be doing more things like this in the future :)
- Must be 18 years old or older (seriously, don’t even bother reblogging if you’re not)
- Must live in the U.S.A. or Canada.
- Must be following my blog - letmedothis.tumblr.com
- Must reblog this post at least once. Likes and comments do not count
- Must leave the rules an description intact when reblogging
- Can reblog once a day. Yes, I’m checking.
- Must respond to winning message within 2 days or I draw again.
Each reblog is assigned a number and a random number generator will give me the winner. If the winner does not respond within 2 days, I’ll draw again until it’s gone. The drawing is on December 1st, 2012 and it will ship shortly after that.
Oh man, I can’t tell you how much I’ve been waiting for this moment.
So, after TMI Tuesday and my sex toy post did so well, I sat around last week after work and an idea began forming, and then I began calling October “Orgasm Awareness Month,” and then I suddenly had my wallet…
I really just want to bring this back.
Black Books: Bernard’s songs
Includes hits such as “I live alone in a tree” and “I am a simple cow (I can marry my brother)”
PACHUCA– a type of woman who knew how to look glamorous in red lipstick and victory rolls, but also hid razor blades in her perfectly-coiffed bouffant (and was not afraid to use them).
Dress suitably in short skirts & strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, & buy a revolver.
[TW] Artemisia Gentileschi (1593–1652) was an Italian Baroque painter and a completely kickass lady. One of her best known paintings is the gory Giuditta che decapita Oloferne, (Judith Beheading Holofernes), which she painted when she was nineteen years old during the trial of her rapist, Agostino Tassi. The trial was a grueling and humiliating ordeal for Artemisia, who had to undergo a gynecological exam and torture with thumbscrews to determine if she was telling the truth. Tassi was eventually found guilty, but never faced punishment for his crimes. It’s clear from her painting what Artemisia’s feelings on the subject were.