i. ii. iii. iv. v.
Title pretty much sums it up.
Submissions greatly appreciated!

 —  forth

avanelle:

twerkinfortheweekend:

informedwitness:

Phwoah, Melinda.  Phwoah.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard. 

Some grade A erotica here

avanelle:

twerkinfortheweekend:

informedwitness:

Phwoah, Melinda.  Phwoah.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard. 

Some grade A erotica here

8 . 11

Please help me afford my final year of college! My loans have been capped and I am nervous that I won't be able to finish school!!!

avanelle:

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I’ve never done one of these before, and whereas I feel bad asking for money- desperate times call for desperate measures.
For reblog reasons, I am going to post what is on my gofundme (click the link!)

***
Hello,
My name is Victoria, and I am about to be a senior at Temple…

8 . 7

avanelle:

I wish I could pull off looking ~edgy~ bc I see all these cool girls with like teal hair and metal bars through their lips and they look so punk, and gorgeously badass
and then, like, if I’m gonna get crazy, maybe I’ll put a braid in my hair or wear my pointed booties, but I really want to be like super cool and wear ripped leather jackets and smeared red lipstick and have a bunch of wicked tats… but I don’t because honestly I cannot pull that stuff off- like I’d just look ridiculous 

1 . 6

confessionsofahornywife:

letmedothis:

HITACHI MAGIC WAND GIVEAWAY
So, I’ve been planning to give one of these away when I hit 5000 followers and that time has finally arrived.  This is a brand new Hitachi Magic Wand “Massager.”  Known by most as the best vibrator in the world.  It’s new in box, never opened, never used and comes with a G-Tip attachment (not pictured).  If you’ve never seen one of these in action, here’s a nice video to give you an idea of what it is and what it does.  (NSFW obviously) and here’s a couple enjoying one too (guys, your lady will love you) -  Just wanted to do something fun to thank everyone for viewing and following my blog.  If this goes well I’ll be doing more things like this in the future :) 
The rules
Must be 18 years old or older (seriously, don’t even bother reblogging if you’re not)
Must live in the U.S.A. or Canada.  
Must be following my blog - letmedothis.tumblr.com 
Must reblog this post at least once.  Likes and comments do not count
Must leave the rules an description intact when reblogging
Can reblog once a day.  Yes, I’m checking. 
Must respond to winning message within 2 days or I draw again.  
Each reblog is assigned a number and a random number generator will give me the winner.  If the winner does not respond within 2 days, I’ll draw again until it’s gone. The drawing is on December 1st, 2012 and it will ship shortly after that. 
Questions or comments go here :)  

confessionsofahornywife:

letmedothis:

HITACHI MAGIC WAND GIVEAWAY

So, I’ve been planning to give one of these away when I hit 5000 followers and that time has finally arrived.  This is a brand new Hitachi Magic Wand “Massager.”  Known by most as the best vibrator in the world.  It’s new in box, never opened, never used and comes with a G-Tip attachment (not pictured).  If you’ve never seen one of these in action, here’s a nice video to give you an idea of what it is and what it does.  (NSFW obviously) and here’s a couple enjoying one too (guys, your lady will love you) -  Just wanted to do something fun to thank everyone for viewing and following my blog.  If this goes well I’ll be doing more things like this in the future :) 

The rules

  • Must be 18 years old or older (seriously, don’t even bother reblogging if you’re not)
  • Must live in the U.S.A. or Canada.  
  • Must be following my blog - letmedothis.tumblr.com 
  • Must reblog this post at least once.  Likes and comments do not count
  • Must leave the rules an description intact when reblogging
  • Can reblog once a day.  Yes, I’m checking. 
  • Must respond to winning message within 2 days or I draw again.  

Each reblog is assigned a number and a random number generator will give me the winner.  If the winner does not respond within 2 days, I’ll draw again until it’s gone. The drawing is on December 1st, 2012 and it will ship shortly after that. 

Questions or comments go here :)  

10 . 18

Searching for Knowledge: ORGASM AWARENESS MONTH: SEX TOY GIVEAWAY

rcmclachlan:

Oh man, I can’t tell you how much I’ve been waiting for this moment.

So, after TMI Tuesday and my sex toy post did so well, I sat around last week after work and an idea began forming, and then I began calling October “Orgasm Awareness Month,” and then I suddenly had my wallet…

(via talesofthestarshipregeneration)

10 . 15

4 . 19

I really just want to bring this back. 

I really just want to bring this back. 

(via avanelle)

4 . 19

letmeeatpears:

Black Books: Bernard’s songs

Includes hits such as “I live alone in a tree” and “I am a simple cow (I can marry my brother)”

(via avanelle)

2 . 7

biilo:

PACHUCA– a type of woman who knew how to look glamorous in red lipstick and victory rolls, but also hid razor blades in her perfectly-coiffed bouffant (and was not afraid to use them). 

biilo:

PACHUCA– a type of woman who knew how to look glamorous in red lipstick and victory rolls, but also hid razor blades in her perfectly-coiffed bouffant (and was not afraid to use them). 

(via wine-loving-vagabond)

1 . 29

Dress suitably in short skirts & strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, & buy a revolver.

—  Countess Markievcizv, 19th century Irish revolutionary, dispensing eternally relevant fashion advice. (via sharkyteeth)

(via workingforvacation)

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